Until now.
I'm convinced Fox's human resources department is holding job fairs at halfway houses for child molesters. Allen Gregory (Sundays,
8:30 p.m. ET) is a show that slithers to new a new gutter of sludge. My beef
isn't with the writing, if I can call it that. My beef is with Fox
airing this crap at 8:30 PM, during the massively-ignored 'Family Hour'. The
show’s title character is actually a 7-year old child in second-grade, who has sexual fantasies of
his elderly principal.
Upon being sent to the Principal's office for drinking wine at lunch, Allen is shown having a series of sexual fantasies about her, which include ogling her hairy (blech) cleavage and rubbing her down with suntan oil as she lay topless. And predictably, Allen and his teacher head to a hotel room where it’s clear they’ll be having sex:
Allen: “Let me ask you something. Is it just
like a complete mess down there?”
Principal: “I'm gonna level with you. It's like
post-Katrina.”
Allen: “Damn it, you're perfect.”
Allen Gregory reclines on the bed. The lights go
out. Principal starts moaning his name: “Allen Gregory, Allen Gregory...”
I understand that there are people across this world with freakishly strange senses of humor who enjoy seeing a second grader having sex with his teacher. But they need to enjoy their twisted fantasies on someone else's dime. Allen Gregory is aired on public broadcast television, which means YOUR tax dollars pay for this. Contact your local Fox station and tell then you don’t want this airing.
The advertisers who link their brand with Allen Gregory :
I've included links to the customer service for each company. Make sure to let them know that in this down-turned economy, your hard-earned dollars shouldn't be funding this type of crap on television.
